Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! = Crappy! Boring! Atrocious! I’m all for low budget films but this trash was thrown together with bad acting, horrible dialogue, and terrible effects.  There are no amount of boobies in the world that they could have shown to make this a watchable movie. It was one of the worst movies I’ve seen in quite some time, but if that’s you’re [more...]

I apologize that this is not a horror movie review. However, this movie is so good that I feel it would be an injustice if I didn’t write a review so that others will be compelled to watch it. “The Experiment” is a psychological thriller and drama set around a group of men that are put into a prison-like situation for research purposes. They are chosen carefully [more...]

I’ll be the first to tell you that I am absolutely not a M. Night Shyamalan fan.  That being said, I was pleasantly surprised that he wrote the script for this movie.  I guess it goes to show that when he leaves other people to direct his movies, they actually turn out good. “Devil” is about five people trapped in an elevator and the devil is among them.  This [more...]

Come on, do you really need me to review this movie? It’s a mad scientist sewing people together to make a human centipede by connecting their mouths to another person’s rectum. Of course you should watch this movie! Prepare to be grossed out and for those that have an iron stomach Human Centipede 2 is attempting to be released, but is being banned in many count [more...]

Just wow!  I was expecting a horror filled, blood saturated flick when I read the description of this movie. However, Guillermo Del Toro never ceases to amaze.  Instead of  blood and guts, I got to spend the evening with creepy kids, mediums, psychological pain, and well, some blood. This was by far one of the best movies I have seen in awhile. It’s about a wo [more...]

I watched this movie simply because it was listed in the horror section of my netflix instant viewing. Seeing as October has arrived, I decided to go ahead and watch it. I’ll admit, once I got past the Blair-Witchish camera work and mediocore acting, I really got drawn in. The actors were raw but I think that added to the realism that the director was looking for [more...]

Population 436 tells the story of a Census worker visiting the small, rural town of Rockwell Falls to investigate the cause of it’s never changing population.  The southern town is self-governed and is almost completely cut off from the rest of the world.  The census worker finds it’s inhabitants seem brainwashed and believe they’re living in ‘The Most Perfect [more...]

I like how this movie captures the essence of Halloween.  It shows off the once a year traditions of pumpkin carving, scary costumes, halloween parties, and trick or treating.  Really getting you into the Halloween spirit.  And on top of that, it is a horror movie.  But the story is a little strange.  Even after watching it I still dont know what it was abou [more...]

You will know how Shutter Island is going to end in the first 5 minutes of watching it, but the time leading up to the end is fantastic.  This movie had me enthralled every moment.  I would not classify it as a horror movie so much as a suspense.  Leonardo DiCaprio and Mark Ruffalo make an excellent acting team.  They are detectives who head to Shutter Island [more...]

If Megan Fox wanted to prove that she has no acting ability what-so-ever and is really only a pretty face and hot body….well, then kudos to her.  She plays a high school beauty that is killed and transformed into a demon whose appetite is only sustained when she feeds on high school boys.  Of course, being Megan Fox she uses her sex appeal to lure them into t [more...]

If you are a woman who is pregnant or planning to be pregnant you might find this film very unsettling. It’s a dark, eerie story about a stillborn baby who’s born dead, and then comes back to life.  The baby dies when the pregnant mother is involved in an unfortunate car accident.  But once born, mysteriously comes back to life.  The mom names [more...]

This movie is not for young eyes: The Pervert is a throwback to when women weren’t required to be pencil thin and fornication was acceptable at any age and apparently in any place.  Jonathan Yudis directs this entertaining film of B-class violence and loads of sex.  When I found this movie on Netflix instant queue, I figured, it migh [more...]

Carriers is an awesome movie that reminds me a little of 28 Weeks Later. It’s about a highly contagious disease that is spreading across the nation.  But in this case, the infected don’t become zombies.  They are struck with a terminal illness where their skin rots from the inside out. To spice things up the disease is airborne in which it can spread through bl [more...]

To set the tone for this movie, it’s about two hot chicks who set off on a road trip to see the worlds largest thermometer. They stop and eat at a diner where their waitress suggests they should visit a nearby ghost town. Easily detoured, they go to the ghost town where they run into a slew of religious cult killers. The first killer is a blacksmith who slays his [more...]

9,10…you will sleep again -right through this movie! I only have one question for Samuel Bayer.  Why do you hate us?  Why do you despise the viewing audience so much that you would direct the most poorly put together Nightmare on Elm Street that exists to date?  I’m not a fan of remakes, but with all the new technology and CGI, I [more...]